sourcedumal:

shadowsfate:

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

sourcedumal:

shadowsfate:

Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via kiyarasabel)

Tags: dnd

goldstarbisexual:

"sexuality is a spectrum so everyone’s a little bisexual"

visible light is also a spectrum but i don’t see you calling everything you’ve ever seen “a little green”

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homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade, via memetrender)

Tags: puns

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!


memetrender is this you

somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

memetrender is this you

(Source: catleecious, via scaredykropotkitten)

criticalforest:

The democrats have their flaws, I’ll admit. Sometimes they carpet bomb people in Southeast Asia and install dictatorships in Latin America, but

(via startrekmademequeer)

missterbooflakes:

notalldippers:

ever think about how katniss is an asexual mentally ill deaf native girl because i do and she is the best protagonist in history

ever think about how hollywood is getting rid of all those because i do and i wanna burn a house down

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

scareina:

Everyone, you realize what this means, right?

Caliborn, as Lord English, is just cosplaying his OC.

The OC that he stole, from fanart someone drew.

Fanart that is wearing that coat, because it was seen in the Felt Intermission.

Let that sink in for a moment. Homestuck has actually established a closed paradox loop OUTSIDE OF THE COMIC PROPER.

(via halloweenismybday)

Tags: homestuck

bufotoxin:

you can only be diagnosed by traveling to diagnosis mountain and casting a blood sacrifice into the caldera. only then will the spirit of the dsm appear to you and tell you your true diagnosis

i am a psychogician and i can confirm this is 100% true

(via ofthisblogiwillsoongrowtired)

Tags: self dx dsm

nitanahkohe:

izanzanwin:

What I think of every time I see a “Sexy Pocahontas” or romanticized rendition of “Pocahontas and John Smith”. 

Actually the true story is Matoaka was married to a Native guy, with whom she had a child. She was not 12, she was an older teenager, and John Smith did not rape her (actually all records indicate that he had a great relationship with her father, until about a decade after he got back to England and made the Disney story up). She was taken as a hostage to England, where she was imprisoned until John Rolfe coerced her into marriage. She had a child, and she died at the age of 22, of an STI. In private communications with her sister, she made it clear that she had been repeatedly raped while imprisoned in the colonies, including by the governor of Virginia.
So yes, sexual violence is what killed Pocahontas. But you’re not doing much justice to her when you casually replicate lies about her life for your own political message. If you wanna be real about her story, actually be real about it. Her spirit has survived hundreds of years of lies and people using it for their own gain, it’s time we share her story in her own words. There are plenty of oral histories from her people, who still survive and are starting to share those stories publicly (feel free to check the Pocahontas tag on my blog for a link to a well-written article featuring said oral histories).

nitanahkohe:

izanzanwin:

What I think of every time I see a “Sexy Pocahontas” or romanticized rendition of “Pocahontas and John Smith”. 

Actually the true story is Matoaka was married to a Native guy, with whom she had a child. She was not 12, she was an older teenager, and John Smith did not rape her (actually all records indicate that he had a great relationship with her father, until about a decade after he got back to England and made the Disney story up). She was taken as a hostage to England, where she was imprisoned until John Rolfe coerced her into marriage. She had a child, and she died at the age of 22, of an STI. In private communications with her sister, she made it clear that she had been repeatedly raped while imprisoned in the colonies, including by the governor of Virginia.

So yes, sexual violence is what killed Pocahontas. But you’re not doing much justice to her when you casually replicate lies about her life for your own political message. If you wanna be real about her story, actually be real about it. Her spirit has survived hundreds of years of lies and people using it for their own gain, it’s time we share her story in her own words. There are plenty of oral histories from her people, who still survive and are starting to share those stories publicly (feel free to check the Pocahontas tag on my blog for a link to a well-written article featuring said oral histories).

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pumpkinspicelatkes:

bonerfart:

holy shit

goyim are an experience

pumpkinspicelatkes:

bonerfart:

holy shit

goyim are an experience

(Source: arachna-feminist, via cardozzza)