i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.
excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency
yes he’s finding a way to talk about his penis anyway
I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
(Source: khaleeesii, via fuckyeahwomenprotesting)
today i was teaching SAT grammar to a bunch of kids and I got to pronouns and one of them loudly “ugh”-ed and I agreed with that sentiment
Things I learned from working at a museum for modern art for years
1. Contemporary artists tend to be egotistical assholes who tend to earnestly believe their shitty art will change the world
2. I will still defend that art to the death from jeering “I could have done that” critics.